every guy thinks their dick is big and every girl thinks their eyebrows are great
the awk moment when you post something on your main blog that was supposed to be for your private one
If we ever date let me help you out
There are a few things to help you out. The rest you need to find out if you ever get past my walls.
That 30 seconds of hating everything after you cum
The 30 seconds of thinking “oh god what would my mom think” “oh god what would my neighbors think” “oh god did anyone hear me” “oh god im a terrible person”